attn. at&t wireless and sprint pcs

I spoke to my mommy and she says you'd better switch my number or else you will incur the Wrath of Billie Rae. as previous recipient of aforementioned wrath, I suggest you take heed.

yours in warning,
~e

(in case you hadn't surmised, my number? STILL NOT BLOODY SWITCHED. spent way too many hours on phone wednesday translating for cust. service reps. oy. I am giving this one more go on monday, then switching to plan b. I don't know what plan b entails, but it's got to be a sight better than what's currently happening.)