sauntering vaguely downwards

joss whedon to write new x-men

went to my comic book store today, and had this conversation with the nice guy behind the counter:

comic book dude: you know, joss is writing a new x-men book...
me: x-men?
comic book dude: x-men.
me: you mean like, wolverine and cyclops, et. al.?
comic book dude: yes.
me: huh.
comic book dude: there are no vampires --
me: well, i didn't imagine there would be...
comic book dude: -- will you want to read this?
me: sure, why the heck not. 'cause, wolverine, yo.

was i really the last one to know this?