um.

i am posting this from a SAFARI browser window on WINDOWS.

*sobs*

eta: these are tears of JOY AND JUBILEE, Y'ALL.

first you accept me, then you love me.

dear firefox:

i'm sorry, darlin', but i think our time together has come to an end. it's not you, it's me and my old bf safari, who apparently went away and found himself and is now back and really has his shit together this time, so i'm gonna give it a shot.

signed,
~e

dear steve jobs:

why do you look so hot standing in front of gigantic application icons?

yours in lust,
~e

and in conclusion, a meme - from dionneshea:
1. My username is _____ because ____.
2. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
3. My subtitle is ____ because ____.
4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.

( what's your name, little girl? )